Dressing like a "Thug".

I am getting really tired of watching the local "yahoos" (pronounced yay-whose) run around here and elsewhere trying to look like they are a "thug", a "gangster", or as they say "street". I deal with gangsters every day at work. Trust me. You ain't them. So, pull up your pants or better yet change in to some that go all the way to your shoe tops when they are buckled at your waist where they are supposed to. People do not want to see your underwear either. It's all I can do not to say something really snarky when I see some kid wearing his pants so low that I can see daylight under his crotch and he has to hold on to a hand full of his pants to keep them from falling down around his ankle.

Also, they make ball caps with a bill to shade your eyes from the sun. The bill is supposed to be pointing forward. I can make allowances for those who wear it straight backwards unless they wear sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes. That's what the bill is for, stupid. If you wear the bill facing at any angle to the side, you look like a 12 year old with an unhealthy Pokemon obsession who also masturbates excessively. On a side note, if you are one of those people who wear sunglasses everywhere and all the time(indoors and at night)......Well, apparently, it is always sunny in Doucheville.

Try wearing some clothes that fit as well. You "yahoos" apparently cannot buy clothes that actually fit you. They are always several sizes to large except in the few instances such as "wife beater" shirts where they are exceedingly small. This is apparently the reason that you will see them walking down the street without the shirt. Or maybe they want to show off their underdeveloped upper bodies or the maybe it's the cheap tattoos they want to show off. Here's a clue for you guys. Real prison tattoos don't have colored ink.